the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli
this could be my all-time favorite tumblr post
As someone who’s lived here the entirety of my life, this is the most stunningly accurate description of Kansas City I’ve ever seen.
Bold move on the pizza call.
This is actually perfect.
Some girl just walked into my local book store with her boyfriend and said “Buying books is a waste of money”. She starts complaining and whiny about how she wants to leave. He then looks at her for a long time and says “I want to break up.”
This is beautiful